Heat a large skillet over medium heat—add a drizzle of oil if needed, then toss in the sliced sweet onion and 3 sliced jalapeños. Season with ½ tsp salt and ½ tsp black pepper—sauté for 5-7 minutes until softened and slightly caramelized. Set aside in a bowl.
Brush the 6 premade hamburger patties with ⅓ cup Worcestershire sauce and sprinkle both sides with 1 tbsp. garlic powder—let them sit for 5 minutes to soak up the flavor.
In the same skillet, cook the 12 slices of smoked bacon over medium heat until crispy, about 3-4 minutes per side—remove to a paper towel-lined plate to drain.
In the same skillet (or on a grill), cook the hamburger patties over medium-high heat for 3-4 minutes per side, or until they reach your desired doneness (160°F for medium). During the last minute, place a slice of smoked gouda on each patty to melt into a gooey crown.
While the patties cook, prepare the 12 premade onion rings according to package directions (oven or air fryer works great)—cook until golden and crispy, then set aside.
In a small bowl, whisk together ¼ cup BBQ sauce and ¼ cup ranch dressing—your tangy potion is ready!
Lightly toast the 6 sesame seed hamburger buns in the skillet or oven for 1-2 minutes until golden—adds a perfect crunch!
On the bottom half of each bun, layer a lettuce leaf, a couple of tomato slices, a cheesy beef patty, a spoonful of sautéed onions and jalapeños, 2 slices of bacon, and 2 onion rings. Drizzle generously with BBQ ranch sauce, then top with the bun’s crown.
Serve immediately with napkins on hand—this messy, spicy, crunchy burger is a triumph worth savoring!